Thicc thighs save lives, but im trying to finess myself to an early grave so like if any of y'all beautiful ladies wanna wrap either your big meaty thighs or your massive badunkadunks around my head and squeeze till the confetti pops outta this pinata, it'd be much appreciated.
I love watching how effortless it is for Zuko to wield the dual swords - he looks so balanced when he’s using them.
None of that emotional crap he has towards firebending - he’s calm, confident and composed. It’s like a whole another person.
I always felt like dual swords was something that was just his. No one else in his family uses weapons. Zuko pursued mastery in private, was allowed to develop his skills normally, with a patient teacher in piandao and no heavy trauma associated with swords.
Hitler could deadass come back to life, say a few things critical of Trump, and y’all would be like “I mean I’m not saying I like Hitler but even he sees how bad Drumpf is!!”
Like I literally saw y’all “yass queen slay”-ing Kim Jon Un’s sister, the North Korean Goebels, just because she gave Pence the side eye.
We’re allowed to take some satisfaction when terrible people don’t like other terrible people, thanks
Are you
Literally defending
War criminals
Who don’t like trump?
Just checking.
B R U H
What pill is “They may have completely disregarded all human rights and comitted several atrocities but at least they aren’t Trump”?
Progressive pill.
😐
Honestly at this point the fact that this surprises any of you just tells me you haven’t really been watching the fringes hard enough.
been sitting on this comic for a bit now since i wasnt sure how to convey the point. which is both sides need to stop running their fuckin mouths about whether or not hes guilty or innocent and just wait for the due-fuckin-court process. THEN you can talk as much shit as you want.
in the meantime, consider shutting your stupid fuckin mouths
when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago
i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early
in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life
i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was
i thought hatsune miku was a real person
in grade 8 i got in trouble for saying vagina in science class so the teacher made me fill out this stupid discipline worksheet and one of the questions was “how do i feel about what i did”
Honestly the biggest disappointment I had researching ABC was that medieval authors did not, in fact, see the creatures they were describing and were trying their best to describe them with their limited knowledge while going “what the fuck… what the fuck…”
Instead all those creatures you know came about from transcription and translation errors from copying Greco-Roman sources (who themselves got them from travelers’ tales from Persia and India - rhino -> unicorn, tiger -> manticore, python -> dragon, and so on).
So unicorns are real
behold… a unicorn
I always thought animals in medieval manuscripts looked like the result of having to draw say. A Tree Kangaroo, but your only source for what it looked like was your friend who heard it from a fellow who knows a man who swears he saw one once, whilst very drunk and lost, and I am SO PLEASED to find out this is, in fact, the case.
